育碧竟然还给roth x jacob搞了首主题歌，
真尼玛。。。。。还挺浪漫的，渗人的那种[辣眼睛]
我说你们放过油炸弟弟吧，碰到个BT大叔不说后面还收了个BT徒弟，
还好育碧没把姐姐弄死，不然这心理阴影面积堪比黑洞了吧【望天
不多说了，静静感受一下歌词吧，
疯狂的Maxwell最后烧掉了自己的剧院，
演出的最后一幕是心甘情愿被小情人亲手割喉，
这种游戏天下的黑帮老大，爱也由你，恨也由你，英雄你做，枭雄我做，
最后你还是留着那只死掉的小乌鸦！【打个寒战】
Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth,
He sought the footlights like a moth,
His sense of timing never off until,
He opted to collaborate,
With a hooded reprobate,
The Blighter and Assassin made a deadly double bill.
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
Make 'em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming.
The curtain rose the scene was set,
They danced a murderous duet,
And much deserving blood was let up to,
The scene wherein they disagreed
on who should live and who should bleed,
And Maxwell Roth he then received,
A very bad review!
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
And there's daggers and there's cloaks,
But behind the scenes the leading players differ on the plot.
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh,
At the dandy's new red scarf,
Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub is his eternal lot.
Jokes, jokes, jokes,
Make 'em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming!